Since my father will probably read this, let me say this on record: I have never used a vibrator. I will never use a vibrator. Hell, I don’t even have a vagina. If I did, I would probably use a clitorial massager with a fusion dildo. Nevertheless, I don’t, so it doesn’t matter. Okay? Although I have never personally encountered a vibrator, I understand that other human women have. And whether they swear by an antique Hitachi from a Brookstone catalog or pledge fealty to a teeny tiny bullet, I want to know all about it. For like, research purposes and stuff. But I digress: All libidinous-leaning ladies have different bodies and different orgasms, so we’re looking for the most versatile of vibrators. But affordability, quality, and smartphone compatibility certainly don’t hurt. Now, onward with your smutty suggestions!

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